YOU SAID:
The toaster was as black as your soul.
INTO JAPANESE
トースターはあなたの魂のように黒かった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Toasters are black to your soul.
INTO JAPANESE
トースターはあなたの魂に黒です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Toaster in your soul is black.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの魂のトースターは黒です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Toaster in your soul is black.
You've done this before, haven't you.