YOU SAID:

The thing has a thing in its thing! It does!

INTO JAPANESE

そのことで事がある!それは!

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There is a thing with that! It is!

INTO JAPANESE

それには事があります！それは！

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There are things in it! that is!

INTO JAPANESE

そこには事があります！あれは！

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There are things! That is!

INTO JAPANESE

物事がある！あれは！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is things! That is!

INTO JAPANESE

物事がある！あれは！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is things! That is!