YOU SAID:
The thing about swiss cheese, is that it has holes
INTO JAPANESE
スイスチーズのことは、穴が開いていることです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Swiss cheese is that it has holes
INTO JAPANESE
スイスチーズは穴が開いているということです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Swiss cheese has holes
INTO JAPANESE
スイスチーズには穴があります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Swiss cheese has holes
Come on, you can do better than that.