YOU SAID:
The theory of Last Thursdayism is the most reasonable view, as it states that the universe was created last thursday, and all of our memories are fake. Why this is the most reasonable, I don’t know, it just is.
INTO JAPANESE
最後の Thursdayism の理論は、創造された先週の木曜日、その思い出のすべてが偽の状態それ最も合理的なビューです。なぜこれが最も合理的な私は知らない、それはちょうどです。
Come on, you can do better than that.