YOU SAID:
the taco is a pig with a moist pie on top of it
INTO JAPANESE
タコスは、その上に湿ったパイが付いた豚です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tacos are pigs with a damp pie on top
INTO JAPANESE
タコスは上に湿ったパイが付いた豚です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tacos are pigs with a damp pie on top
Come on, you can do better than that.