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The Story of Baby John Luke. Back in April I talked about how Tyler, Andrew, Matthew, Hannah P., And I were doing a history skit. Someone brought in a plastic baby. Named Baby John Luke. Son of a French Girl (Hannah P.) and an undescribed man. He never knew his Dad. Got treated badly, Matthew threw him at people (ruined numerous takes). Hit by bow and arrows, shot by a Nintendo Zapper (mine), forced into war, and his house was burned down by Indians, Seperated from his mom and lost an arm and a leg to pay for something that cost an arm and a leg. His other arm was cut off and then his body got cut off. All that was left was his head. He nearly drowned in a drinking fountain. Someone started a rumour that I licked his head. I did not. He got drawn on by permanent marker, causing him to grow a beard, a mustash, and an eye patch. He is now the class mascot and his head is now on the top shelf in the text book case. His arms were legs were found in art class by Sim

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赤ちゃんジョン ルークの物語。4 月に戻ってについて述べましたハンナ p.、マシュー、アンドリュー ・ タイラーと歴史寸劇をやっていた。誰かになったプラスチック製の赤ちゃん。名前付き赤ちゃんジョン ルーク。フランス人の女の子 (ハンナ p.)、出現が予測される男の息子。彼は決して彼のお父さんを知っていた。得たひどく扱われ、マシューの人々 で彼を投げた (台無しに多くのにかかる)。弓でヒットします。