YOU SAID:
the stars of my shoes eat fungus
INTO JAPANESE
私の靴の星が菌を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The stars on my shoes eat germs
INTO JAPANESE
靴の星が細菌を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shoe stars eat bacteria
INTO JAPANESE
靴の星はバクテリアを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shoe stars eat bacteria
That's deep, man.