YOU SAID:
The spiders want me to tap-dance but I don't want to tap-dance
INTO JAPANESE
蜘蛛は私にタップダンスをしたいのですが、私はタップダンスをしたくありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The spider wants to tap dance me, but I don't want to tap dance
INTO JAPANESE
蜘蛛は私をタップダンスしたいのですが、私はタップダンスをしたくありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The spider wants to tap dance me, but I don't want to tap dance
That didn't even make that much sense in English.