YOU SAID:
The sparkly lamp ate a pillow then punched Larry
INTO JAPANESE
火花ランプが枕を食べ、ラリーを殴った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The spark lamp ate a pillow and hit the rally
INTO JAPANESE
スパークランプが枕を食べ、集会に出た
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The spark lamp ate a pillow and went to the rally
INTO JAPANESE
スパークランプが枕を食べてラリーに行った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The spark lamp ate a pillow and went to the rally
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
