YOU SAID:
the spaghetti monster obstructed the door to my slums
INTO JAPANESE
スパゲッティモンスターが私のスラム街へのドアを塞いだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The spaghetti monster blocked the door to my slums.
INTO JAPANESE
スパゲッティの怪物が私のスラム街への扉を塞いだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The spaghetti monster blocked the door to my slums.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.