YOU SAID:
the soft bed bounced us upon the soft bed
INTO JAPANESE
ソフトベッドがソフトベッドに跳ね返った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The soft bed bounced off the soft bed
INTO JAPANESE
ソフトベッドがソフトベッドから跳ね返った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The soft bed bounced off the soft bed
Come on, you can do better than that.