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The snow is daunting, on my rigid white backside

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硬い白い裏側で雪がひどくて

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The snow was terrible behind the hard white

INTO JAPANESE

雪は硬い白の後ろでひどかった

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Snow was terrible behind hard white

INTO JAPANESE

雪は硬い白の後ろにひどかった

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Snow was terrible behind hard white