YOU SAID:
The snakes were just in there to take a pissssssssss
INTO JAPANESE
ヘビは小便をするためにそこにちょうどいた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The snake was just there to piss
INTO JAPANESE
ヘビはちょうど怒っていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The snake was just angry
INTO JAPANESE
ヘビはただ怒っていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The snake was just angry
That didn't even make that much sense in English.