YOU SAID:
The sheer size of your pancakes cannot compare to my hippopotamus
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのパンケーキの大きさは私のカバとは比較にならない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The size of your pancakes doesn't compare to my hippopotamus
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのパンケーキの大きさは私のカバとは比較にならない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The size of your pancakes doesn't compare to my hippopotamus
That didn't even make that much sense in English.