YOU SAID:
the sentences on this website are so incredibly unfunny they make me violently suicidal
INTO JAPANESE
このウェブサイトの文章はとてもおかしくないので、私は激しく自殺します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The text on this website is not so strange that I commit suicide violently
INTO JAPANESE
このウェブサイトのテキストは私が激しく自殺するほど奇妙ではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The text on this website is not so strange that I commit suicide violently
That's deep, man.