YOU SAID:
the sensitive hamster crying to the government about his awful financial situation
INTO JAPANESE
敏感なハムスターが自分のひどい経済状況について政府に泣き叫んでいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sensitive hamster cries to government about his dire financial situation
INTO JAPANESE
敏感なハムスターが悲惨な経済状況について政府に泣きつく
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sensitive hamster cries to government over dire economic situation
INTO JAPANESE
敏感なハムスター、悲惨な経済状況を理由に政府に泣きつく
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sensitive hamster cries to government over dire economic situation
That didn't even make that much sense in English.