YOU SAID:
the seagulls poke your knees with cats on poles eating marshmallow cellos on a moldy stick
INTO JAPANESE
カエルはあなたの膝を突き刺します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The frog pierces your knees.
INTO JAPANESE
カエルはあなたの膝を突き刺す。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Frog stabs your knees.
INTO JAPANESE
カエルはあなたの膝を突き刺す。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Frog stabs your knees.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.