YOU SAID:
the scoundrels stole my bagel
INTO JAPANESE
悪党が私のベーグルを盗んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
a thug stole my bagel
INTO JAPANESE
凶悪犯が私のベーグルを盗んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Thug stole my bagel
INTO JAPANESE
凶悪犯が私のベーグルを盗んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Thug stole my bagel
That didn't even make that much sense in English.