YOU SAID:
the scarecrow walks at midnight, but the ship only sails for fifteen minutes a day. Why don't you smell like beef. Where have you gone turnip face
INTO JAPANESE
かかしは真夜中に歩きますが、船は1日15分しか出航しません。牛肉の匂いがしませんか。カブの顔はどこに行ったの？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The scarecrow walks in the middle of the night, but the ship only departs for 15 minutes a day. Doesn't it smell like beef? Where did the turnip face go?
INTO JAPANESE
かかしは真夜中に歩きますが、船は1日15分しか出航しません。牛肉の匂いがしませんか？カブの顔はどこに行きましたか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The scarecrow walks in the middle of the night, but the ship only departs for 15 minutes a day. Doesn't it smell like beef? Where did the turnip face go?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
