YOU SAID:
the salami lid don't fit, the salami lid, the salami lid don't fit
INTO JAPANESE
サラミの蓋が合わない、サラミのふた、サラミのふたが合わない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The lid of the salami does not fit, the lid of the salami, the lid of the salami does not fit.
INTO JAPANESE
サラミの蓋が合わないので、サラミの蓋は、サラミのふたが合わない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because the lid of the salami does not fit, the lid of the salami does not match the lid of the salami.
INTO JAPANESE
サラミの蓋が合わないので、サラミのふたはサラミのふたと一致しません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because the lid of the salami does not fit, the lid of the salami does not match the lid of the salami.
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