YOU SAID:
The saddest I have ever been is when a duck shat on me
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私が今までに一番悲しかったのは、アヒルが私の上に浮かぶときです
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The saddest thing that I ever had was when the duck floats on me
INTO JAPANESE
私が今までに持っていた最も悲しいことは、アヒルが私に浮かぶときでした
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The saddest thing I've ever had was when a duck floated on me
INTO JAPANESE
とても悲しい話ね
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That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
INTO JAPANESE
とても悲しい話ね
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That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
Come on, you can do better than that.