YOU SAID:
The red ogre slapped my testicles seventeen times with a beechwod rod.
INTO JAPANESE
赤い鬼は私の睾丸をブナの棒で17回叩きました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The red demon hit my testicles 17 times with a beech stick.
INTO JAPANESE
赤い悪魔はブナの棒で私の睾丸を17回殴りました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The Red Devil hit my testicles 17 times with a beech stick.
INTO JAPANESE
赤い悪魔はブナの棒で私の睾丸を17回殴りました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The Red Devil hit my testicles 17 times with a beech stick.
Come on, you can do better than that.