YOU SAID:
The raw eggs flew out of the bushes attacking the hard boiled eggs. The eggs fought and fought with yolks everywhere until the battle was over. The raw eggs had won.
INTO JAPANESE
生の卵は固ゆで卵を攻撃して茂みに飛び出した。卵は戦い、戦いが終わるまでどこの黄身と戦った。生の卵を獲得していた。
That didn't even make that much sense in English.