YOU SAID:
the random duck waddled into a bar and drank a cocktail
INTO JAPANESE
ランダムなアヒルがバーに入ってカクテルを飲んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A random duck went into the bar and drank a cocktail
INTO JAPANESE
ランダムなアヒルがバーに入ってカクテルを飲みました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A random duck went into the bar and drank a cocktail
That didn't even make that much sense in English.