YOU SAID:
The quickest hedgehog around. Got ourselves a situation, stuck in a new location, without any explanation, no time for relaxation
INTO JAPANESE
周辺最速のハリネズミ。自分自身、状況に捕まって、リラクゼーションのための時間の説明もなしの新しい場所
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