Translated Labs
YOU SAID:
The quick brown fox jumped over a lazy drunken dog who told no secret about the dead man holding the key to the city gate.
INTO JAPANESE
速い茶色のキツネは、街の門キーを押したまま死んだ男の秘密を伝えてない怠惰な酔っ払い犬を飛び越えた。
That's deep, man.