YOU SAID:
the pumpkin rotted away in the wind and smelled so futile it burned nostril hairs.
INTO JAPANESE
かぼちゃは風で腐り、臭いがして鼻の毛を燃やしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The pumpkin rotten in the wind, smelled and burned nose hair.
INTO JAPANESE
かぼちゃは風で腐り、鼻の毛の匂いがして焼けました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The pumpkin rotten in the wind, smelled like nose hair and burnt.
INTO JAPANESE
カボチャは風で腐り、鼻毛のような匂いがして焦げた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The pumpkin rotten in the wind, smelled like nose hair and burnt.
Well done, yes, well done!