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The probability of a can opener working is slim to none

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缶切りが機能する可能性は皆無

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There is no possibility that the can opener works

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缶切りが機能する可能性はありません

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There is no possibility that can opener works

INTO JAPANESE

缶切りが効く可能性はありません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is no possibility that the can opener works

INTO JAPANESE

缶切りが機能する可能性はありません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is no possibility that can opener works

INTO JAPANESE

缶切りが効く可能性はありません