YOU SAID:
the president is dying, stop laughing you fool
INTO JAPANESE
大統領は死にかけている、笑うのはやめろ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The president is dying, stop laughing
INTO JAPANESE
大統領は死にかけている、笑うのをやめろ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The president is dying, stop laughing
That didn't even make that much sense in English.