YOU SAID:
The president has two Bridges in between his asscheecks
INTO JAPANESE
大統領は彼の課題の間に2つの橋を持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
President has two bridges between his assignments
INTO JAPANESE
大統領は、任務の間に2つの橋を架けている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
President has two bridges between missions
INTO JAPANESE
大統領はミッション間に2つの橋を架けている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
President has two bridges between missions
That didn't even make that much sense in English.