YOU SAID:
The potatoes ate my best friend, who just so happens to be a tyrannical porcupine.
INTO JAPANESE
ジャガイモは私の最高の友人を食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Potato ate my best friend.
INTO JAPANESE
ジャガイモは私の親友を食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Potato ate my best friend.
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