YOU SAID:
The porkchops are in the min van.
INTO JAPANESE
ポークチョップは最小のバンにあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pork chops are in the smallest van.
INTO JAPANESE
ポークチョップは最小のバンにあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pork chops are in the smallest van.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.