YOU SAID:
the Pockets are on fire. Oh my,
INTO JAPANESE
ポケットは燃えています。あらららら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pockets are burning. Oh my oh my
INTO JAPANESE
ポケットが燃えています。ああ私ああ私
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pockets are burning. Oh my oh my
That didn't even make that much sense in English.