YOU SAID:
the pizza man on his way to give me my pizza at midnight knowing full well im going to tip him by throwing rocks at his head again
INTO JAPANESE
真夜中に私のピザをくれに行く途中のピザ屋さんは、頭に岩を投げて彼をひっくり返すつもりだとよく知っていました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The pizzeria on his way to get my pizzeria in the middle of the night knew well that he was going to throw a rock in his head and turn him over.
INTO JAPANESE
真夜中に私のピッツェリアを手に入れる途中のピッツェリアは、彼が頭に岩を投げてひっくり返すことをよく知っていました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pizzeria, on his way to get my pizzeria in the middle of the night, knew well that he would throw a rock in his head and turn it over.
INTO JAPANESE
ピッツェリアは、真夜中に私のピッツェリアを手に入れる途中で、頭に岩を投げてひっくり返すことをよく知っていました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pizzeria knew well that he would throw a rock in his head and turn it over while getting my pizzeria in the middle of the night.
INTO JAPANESE
ピッツェリアは、夜中に私のピッツェリアを手に入れながら、頭に岩を投げてひっくり返すことをよく知っていました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pizzeria knew well that he would throw a rock in his head and turn it over while getting my pizzeria in the middle of the night.
You should move to Japan!