YOU SAID:
The pizza man imploded my front porch
INTO JAPANESE
ピザの男が私のフロントポーチを突き刺した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A pizza guy stabbed my front porch
INTO JAPANESE
ピザの男が私のフロントポーチを刺した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A pizza guy stabbed my front porch
You've done this before, haven't you.