YOU SAID:
The pig in the wig ate a fig and a twig, then took a swig, then danced a jig.
INTO JAPANESE
かつらの豚食べたイチジクと、小枝、swig を取りし、ジグを踊る。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Remove the figs eaten pig wig, twig, swig, and dancing a jig.
INTO JAPANESE
イチジクを食べて豚かつら、小枝、swig、削除し、ジグを踊るします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eating figs and then removed from the shumai, twig, swig, and dancing a jig the.
INTO JAPANESE
イチジクを食べるし、焼売、小枝、swig から削除し、ジグを踊る、.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eating figs and dancing a jig, and removed from the shumai, twig, swig.
INTO JAPANESE
イチジクを食べることと、ジグを踊る、焼売、小枝、ガブガブ飲むから削除されます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is deleted from eating figs, dancing jigs, burning, twigs, drinking gobs.
INTO JAPANESE
それは、イチジク、踊るジグ、焼くこと、小枝、飲み物を食べることから削除されます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It will be removed from eating, figs, dancing jigs, baking, twigs, drinks.
INTO JAPANESE
それは食べ物、イチジク、ダンスジグ、ベーキング、小枝、飲み物から取り除かれます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is removed from food, fig, dance jig, baking, twigs, drinks.
INTO JAPANESE
それは食べ物、イチジク、ダンスジグ、ベーキング、小枝、飲み物から取り除かれます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is removed from food, fig, dance jig, baking, twigs, drinks.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.