YOU SAID:
The piano has been drinking
INTO JAPANESE
ピアノは飲んでいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm drinking the piano.
INTO JAPANESE
私はピアノを飲んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am drinking the piano.
INTO JAPANESE
私はピアノを飲んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am drinking the piano.
That's deep, man.