YOU SAID:
The philosophers have twisted them out of comprehension.
INTO JAPANESE
哲学者は読解のうちそれらをツイストします。
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Philosopher will twist them out of reading.
INTO JAPANESE
哲学者は読書からそれらをねじる。
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Twist the philosopher from reading them.
INTO JAPANESE
それらを読んでから哲学者をねじる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Twist the philosopher from reading them.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.