YOU SAID:
The penguin slid a fork between my eyelids and pried open my soul, a fortuitous act known only to the south pygmy people.
INTO JAPANESE
ペンギンは私のまぶたの間にフォークを滑り込ませ、私の魂をこじ開けました。これは南ピグミーの人々だけが知っている偶然の行為です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The penguins slipped a fork between my eyelids and pried open my soul. This is a coincidence known only to the South Pygmy people.
INTO JAPANESE
ペンギンは私のまぶたの間にフォークを滑り込ませ、私の魂をこじ開けました。これは南ピグミーの人々だけが知っている偶然です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The penguins slipped a fork between my eyelids and pried open my soul. This is a coincidence known only to the South Pygmy people.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
