YOU SAID:
the parachute gods are against you
INTO JAPANESE
パラシュート神々 はあなたに対して、します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Parachute gods are against you.
INTO JAPANESE
パラシュートの神に反対しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oppose his parachute.
INTO JAPANESE
彼のパラシュートを反対します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oppose his parachute.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.