YOU SAID:
The other day, I was walking to the store when a man with a massive weenier slapped me in the face
INTO JAPANESE
先日、私が店まで歩いていた時、巨大なウィーニアを持った男が私の顔を平手打ちした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The other day, when I was walking to the store, a man with a huge Wienia struck me in the face.
INTO JAPANESE
先日、私が店に歩いて行くと、巨大なヴィエニアを持った男が私の顔を殴った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The other day, when I walked to the store, a man with a huge Vienia hit me in the face.
INTO JAPANESE
先日、私が店に歩いて行くと、巨大なヴィエニアを持った男が私の顔を殴った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The other day, when I walked to the store, a man with a huge Vienia hit me in the face.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.