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The organ tripped over the dog's tomato sauce. The organ was happy, because he thought the sauce was the dog's blood, and that he had killed the dog. He hated that dog
INTO JAPANESE
臓器が犬のトマトソースにかかった。オルガンは醤油が犬の血だと思っていて、犬を殺してしまったので、幸せだった。彼はその犬を嫌った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Organs caught on a dog's tomato sauce. The organ thought that soy sauce was dog's blood, and because he killed the dog, he was happy. He hated the dog
INTO JAPANESE
オルガンは犬のトマトソースにつかまった。オルガンは醤油が犬の血だと思っていた。犬を殺したので、彼は幸せだった。彼は犬を嫌った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The organ was caught by a dog's tomato sauce. The organ thought that soy sauce was the blood of dogs. Because he killed the dog, he was happy. He hated the dog.
INTO JAPANESE
臓器は犬のトマトソースに捕まえられた。オルガンは醤油が犬の血だと思った。彼は犬を殺したので、彼は幸せだった。彼は犬を嫌った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The organ was caught by a dog's tomato sauce. The organ thought that soy sauce was the blood of dogs. Because he killed the dog, he was happy. He hated the dog.
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