YOU SAID:
the only two things guaranteed in life are death and taxes
INTO JAPANESE
人生で保証されているのは死と税金だけ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Death and taxes are the only guarantees in life
INTO JAPANESE
死と税金だけが人生の保証
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Death and taxes are the only guarantees of life
INTO JAPANESE
死と税金だけが命の保証
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Death and taxes are the only guarantees of life
That didn't even make that much sense in English.