YOU SAID:

the only time ive ever seen you poo is when you were drunk

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アイブがあなたのうんちを見た唯一の時間は、あなたが酔っていたときです

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The only time I've seen your poop is when you were drunk

INTO JAPANESE

私があなたのうんちを見たのは、あなたが酔っていたときだけです

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The only time I've seen your poop is when you're drunk

INTO JAPANESE

私があなたのうんちを見た唯一の時間は、あなたが酔っているときです

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The only time I've seen your poop is when you're drunk