YOU SAID:
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
INTO JAPANESE
飲酒に問題があるのは、こぼしたときだけです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The only problem with drinking is when you spill it.
INTO JAPANESE
飲酒の唯一の問題は、こぼしたときです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The only problem with drinking is when you spill it.
Come on, you can do better than that.