YOU SAID:
The one hair on my big toe itches like the seed of death
INTO JAPANESE
私の足の親指の片方の髪は死の種のようにかゆい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The hair on one of my big toes is itchy like a death seed
INTO JAPANESE
私の足の親指の1本の髪は死の種のようにかゆいです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One hair on my big toe is itchy like a death seed
INTO JAPANESE
足の親指の片方の髪が死の種のようにかゆい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The hair on one of the big toes is itchy like a death seed
INTO JAPANESE
片方の足の親指の毛が死の種のようにかゆい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The hair on one big toe is itchy like a death seed
INTO JAPANESE
片方の足の親指の毛が死の種のようにかゆい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The hair on one big toe is itchy like a death seed
That didn't even make that much sense in English.