YOU SAID:
The odd fox sat on the salty sardines now we have none
INTO JAPANESE
奇妙なキツネは塩辛いイワシの上に座っていました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The strange fox was sitting on a salty sardine
INTO JAPANESE
見知らぬキツネが塩辛いイワシに座っていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A strange fox was sitting on a salty sardine
INTO JAPANESE
変なキツネが塩辛いイワシに座っていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A weird fox was sitting on a salty sardine
INTO JAPANESE
変なキツネが塩辛いイワシに座っていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A weird fox was sitting on a salty sardine
That didn't even make that much sense in English.