YOU SAID:
The ocean is as salty as a sea cracker at the bottom of the ocean. I hope to sea you soon.
INTO JAPANESE
海は海の底で海クラッカーと。私はすぐ海にします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sea and sea crackers in bottom of the sea. I immediately into the sea.
INTO JAPANESE
海、海、海の底のクラッカー。私はすぐに海。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cracker at the bottom of the sea, sea, sea. I sea.
INTO JAPANESE
海、海、海の底のクラッカーです。私海。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is a cracker at the bottom of the sea, sea, sea. My sea.
INTO JAPANESE
それは海、海、海の底でクラッカーです。私の海。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is a cracker at the bottom of the sea, sea, sea. My sea.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.