YOU SAID:
the non of my banana is me yes
INTO JAPANESE
私のバナナの非は私ですはい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i'm the one with my bananas yes
INTO JAPANESE
私はバナナを持っている人です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i am the one with the banana
INTO JAPANESE
私はバナナを持っている人です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i am the one with the banana
You should move to Japan!