YOU SAID:

The next time you hit me is the next time my cow goes to the moon

INTO JAPANESE

次にあなたが私を殴った時は、次に私の牛が月に行くときです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The next time you hit me, the next time my cow goes to the moon

INTO JAPANESE

次にあなたが私を殴った時、次に私の牛が月に行くとき

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The next time you hit me, the next time my cow goes to the moon